I'm guessing you're kinda young - if you're even serious.....

Probably for the same reason we used all women to run the Calutrons during the Manhattan Project - the men just wouldn't quit fiddling with the knobs!!

It's not necessarily a big house or a big yard (although many hipsters think that's what they "deserve"), it's just getting out of that dehumanizing, crime-ridden rat house of a city......

you "would be?" Maybe "wouldn't be?"

These are hipsters writing this stuff.....

Have you guys heard of Photoshop?

You guys sure slobbered over it when it was new.....

It would have been helpful to have looked it over from time to time to prevent that. Did you fix it?

Where do you see rust in that picture? You DO know what people mean when they say "rust," right.....?

Why weren't YOU looking?!?!?!

One just needs overpressure - as if this is a serious discussion.....