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Okay now, before we go wildly comparing this guy to Donald Sterling, we need to clarify whether his girlfriend wears a tinted face shield everywhere she goes.

Well all the skeletons on that team were white, so maybe he has a point.

When asked what he would say to Joe Buck if he had the chance, Moss answered that Buck would also likely “fall” into his arms, specifically the hand parts.

“Before I end up sounding too smug”

“@jaymariotti: I got burned bad by a fake cooled hot pocket today (fooledhotpocket). ugggh this feels the worst”

“So Billy, you’re telling me that for only 12 easy payments of $125,000 a month for the next 25 years I can get my very own Bobby Bonilla?! It sounds too good to be true!”

Ok. So if you Trade Machine Durant for Mookie Betts, and then run him through the Ryan Reynolds Ratio, divide by the Billie Jean King Paradox you get....6? Is that good or bad? I guess I’ll have to wait for the next episode of Any Given Wednesday to find out!

Yes, I think you’ll find my tickets under “Expert”...*lowers shades*, BARON Expert.

The answer has to be no. Based on word of mouth, ‘Nique can apparently still dunk, but was one of the most athletic players in NBA history. A much better comparison would be Kyle Korver, who is 6'7 and 36 years old, and can baaaaaaarely dunk. It would be shocking if Comey’s athleticism was ever better than someone

What about the literally hundreds of thousands of people that drive for hours at a time each day? Are they “addicted to their phones” because they might want to see if a message from a loved one is important? Texting while driving is dangerous, but it is one of a large group of things that fall under “distracted

When someone doesn’t understand what a federal offense is, they say things should be federal offenses.

IT’S WORSE THAN DRUNK DRIVING?!?!?!

“My ankle was broke. And I knew then that was the last time I’d ever trust a Doc. Hello, this is Glen Davis, for AnthroHeal, an InfoWars product.”

Marcus Smart literally got a foul called last night when he wasnt touched and just threw the ball aware. But don’t let me get in the way of your #narrative.

Only the lucky few among us can get killed like we’re in a Mr. Bill sketch.

u mad?

The nuggets kid was not a sponsored post. It was just a little bit of internet serendipity somewhat spurred by a company interacting with a customer, and amplified by people who thought it was funny to get a random kid a year’s worth of food. Equating it to “influencer” #spon posts, or rather the sponsored posts that

Yeah but this is not the same as those. This was a random dude doing a random little thing that blew up because people thought it was funny, so they expended a minimal amount of energy to retweet it. But now it’s Problematic.

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that

Hundreds of miles away, lightbulbs suddenly go on above the heads of dozens of lawmakers in North Carolina.