Doing slant eyes is pretty universally shitty and racist, bud.

Yes.

I’m reading this and thinking “but no one can give a reason?” You sir have answered the question to my satisfaction

Mike, obviously.

So which one wore a MAGA hat to work a year ago?

The signing of such a high-profile contract is bound to have its detractors, but I am not one of them. Congrats to the whole Deadspin staff on this momentous occassion!

This is still tragic. I know he was a “bad guy”, but that doesn’t make this any less sad.

But Biggie is overrated.

Surely, it can’t get any better than signing the Hollister twins

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

Cody, Jacob and Max. NFL players who could potentially play for the defending SB champs, or the stars of the newest Disney Channel show?

You know what else is insane?

Veratti, Barcelona seems like an obvious destination.

That Screamer tag could be interpreted few different ways.

I know everyone has opinions on these people, but generally I’m just overall sad about the layoffs. This is a lot of people flooding the market in an industry that’s not exactly thriving.

He hasn’t been to the 500th goal plateau 500 times before. Also this was a crucial win for the league title race.

Are you saying he might have a future in this sport?

Seems like decent player

GOAT

I mean this guy, amirite? Always at his best when the best is needed.