Not merely hacking, high-frequency trading hackers.

Can they just cut Jay now, so his washed up Laguna Beach coke trash wife can get the divorce started and take half of the contract? I look forward to seeing her on Real Housewives of Chicago, chasing Blackhawks around River North, with a purse full of xanax and percs.

"The easiest up-sell in bartending is turning a Blue Moon fan on to other"

Stop wasting your life on junk. You and the "flip" guy are old enough to dream bigger.

I sent you an email, but you prob got a deluge of them. Email suggested leasing (or subleasing via lease takeover) an exotic. I think the dimension of new vs. used value, lease turn-in experience, and an under warranty exotic *add* really compelling dimension to your blogging template. I guess it depends on what local…

What are you using now? 5-10% fake-rate seems awfully high.

You and your uncle buy used luxury cars and you're calling other people plebs? That's cute.

Rich people: vehicle allowance, company cars, tax write off. They don't even think about depreciation. They don't care.

Proving once again used cars are a ripoff. Fact is you could have leased a brand new Maserati for this sort of cash, and written off the payments.

Ugly and at that age where it's not old enough to be near classic, i.e. it just looks like you're too poor for a newer one.

I'm on your team BUT with take-out, you get told your order total on the phone before the order is officially submitted. In other words, it's not as if you're at a restaurant and order, then get your bill after you finish the food. Doesn't that make some sort of difference?

Nolan writes those because his undergrad GPA sucks, he bombed the LSAT, and he's too old to go to law school. In short, he's a bitter and miserable person.