Never has the phrase “Nuke [it] from orbit...” been more appropriate.

I bought one for use in my Merc, and it does not make good contact with the lighter slot no matter how I mess with it.

I bought one for use in my Merc, and it does not make good contact with the lighter slot no matter how I mess with…

Cavaliers just scream “It was the cheapest car on the lot.”

‘85 Mustang stick-shift GT

4327lbs does matter.

Model 3 is :(

When will there be a 4-door version?

This is why Waze wins...

All you need for a virtually impenetrable Windows box is this:

its twin Mercury Marine engines

I talk in my cell 2-4 hours a day. Yes, it is a “phone” for many of us.

My point is that this thing has clearly been neglected. It’s rough. You don’t need to defend it. It’s a beater with a cool badge.

Look at the Pantera’s engine bay pic and ask yourself how many things are about to break/explode/fail.

Way to fuck up the interior with Armor All, jerk.

Too busy putting Buick sticker on Opals to sell them in China.

Telling me why you’re late just wastes MORE of my precious time.

Just look at Boba Fett’s gun and you’ll have your answer. Star Wars is designed to have a retro, almost steam punk, feel. Boba Fett’s gun is an old six-shooter with some blastery bits bolted on. Space ships seem made out of real metal, wires, and junk. Androids are cobbled together. And holograms kinda suck. It’s all…

Or you can buy a Mustang GT and get full-time drift mode that's controlled by your right foot. ;P

Single-digit MPG in 9... 8... 7... 6......

Lemme guess...