White with chrome wheels, because old folks love white cars with chrome wheels.

MS Paint FTW

The proper response is to run and get a fire extinguisher...

Cute rendering, kids, but real cars have bumpers.

Lexus LC? Meh...

And when he drops that bolt and it falls way down into a crack somewhere, he can just levitate it out, instead fishing for it and of using every 4-letter-word in the book in the process like I do.

Jesus: NSX

Why is the S5 pointless, you ask?

Mmmmmmm... my drink now has hints of road salt, air pollution, and dog pee.

Not sure what’s more white-trash...

If engine reliability is your worry, skip the Beemer aisle and head over to AMG. A 2011+ C63 (past the bad headbolt mark) will give it ou all the monster burnout so you need, and run forever with only regular maintenance and lots o’ rear tires.

Lincoln’s “core segment” still thinks landau roofs and chrome wheel are swell.

There. Fixed.

4 wheels, 4 doors, comes in red... Ya, must be a Mazda3.

480bhp + RWD + near-zero traction = ultimate hoonage

Ya, this looks like a fun, roomy place to work.

Auto-CP for these cheap-ass rims.

It’s not being used to RWD that keeps you alive.

Dear God,