I talk in my cell 2-4 hours a day. Yes, it is a “phone” for many of us.

My point is that this thing has clearly been neglected. It’s rough. You don’t need to defend it. It’s a beater with a cool badge.

Look at the Pantera’s engine bay pic and ask yourself how many things are about to break/explode/fail.

Way to fuck up the interior with Armor All, jerk.

Too busy putting Buick sticker on Opals to sell them in China.

Telling me why you’re late just wastes MORE of my precious time.

Just look at Boba Fett’s gun and you’ll have your answer. Star Wars is designed to have a retro, almost steam punk, feel. Boba Fett’s gun is an old six-shooter with some blastery bits bolted on. Space ships seem made out of real metal, wires, and junk. Androids are cobbled together. And holograms kinda suck. It’s all…

Or you can buy a Mustang GT and get full-time drift mode that's controlled by your right foot. ;P

Single-digit MPG in 9... 8... 7... 6......

Lemme guess...

White with chrome wheels, because old folks love white cars with chrome wheels.

Blue Steel

Hannibal-blonde Scully > Original-X-Files-mousy-brunette Scully

Over-acting =/= menacing

Aw... Hawkman ditched his big, scary mace, and now he’s using a cute, little magic wand.

MS Paint FTW

The proper response is to run and get a fire extinguisher...

Cute rendering, kids, but real cars have bumpers.

Lexus LC? Meh...

And when he drops that bolt and it falls way down into a crack somewhere, he can just levitate it out, instead fishing for it and of using every 4-letter-word in the book in the process like I do.