Jesus: NSX

Why is the S5 pointless, you ask?

Pure science leads so that practical science can follow.

Mmmmmmm... my drink now has hints of road salt, air pollution, and dog pee.

Shut up, doofus!

Not sure what’s more white-trash...

If engine reliability is your worry, skip the Beemer aisle and head over to AMG. A 2011+ C63 (past the bad headbolt mark) will give it ou all the monster burnout so you need, and run forever with only regular maintenance and lots o’ rear tires.

Lincoln’s “core segment” still thinks landau roofs and chrome wheel are swell.

There. Fixed.

4 wheels, 4 doors, comes in red... Ya, must be a Mazda3.

480bhp + RWD + near-zero traction = ultimate hoonage

Ya, this looks like a fun, roomy place to work.

Auto-CP for these cheap-ass rims.

It’s not being used to RWD that keeps you alive.

Dear God,

How could you NOT have bad chemistry when you’ve got the magic trinity of a narcissist, a dolt, and an asshole?

Same battery as the Model S.

“...every cars [sic] going to be different in where it CLUTCHES...”

I know what we need to do to ze auto...