Getting two extra bases because somebody else doesn’t know what’s going on is great in baseball. It’s not so good in any other context.

Drake texts a 14 year old girl about boys, while also having a “friendship” with a 16 year old model who he may or may not be dating now at 18 years old.

You know what’s more terrifying? That he probably wasn’t planning to kill her, he just thought it would be hot to brutalize her.

His plan isn’t to help the Nazi, it’s to signal to Republicans he’s their man while hoping to peel off just enough protests votes from Lipinski’s left.

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.

The serious guess would be that this is some half-assed attempt to get him to create “personality profiles” of players and use those to see where “synergies” will occur so they can put together “narratively optimized” lineup combinations. I think that’s a bunch of new age garbage, but I’d also bet it’s what they are…

Him and his wife are frothing religious maniacs, firmly in the “we’ll support him as long as he keeps promising to promote the right policies and appoint the right judges as far as quashing abortion rights and the kind of religious freedom that just means the freedom of religions to treat their adherents however they…

He’s a kicker, not a punter.

The Vikings just picked up an incredibly accurate kicker, you say? Why do I think that’s going to turn out exactly the same way it has multiple times over the course of that particular franchise’s history?

Hey...he was good in True Lies

Take that, Reggie Bush!

How many of you shitstains are there infesting this site? Or is it one guy using multiple burners, because you all use the same stupid troll arguments. 

The NFL is a meat grinder of a league, where careers are short and every single player is a replaceable cog whose chief value to their team comes during their rookie contracts and franchise-tag seasons, before they either have to be paid fairly for their labor or cast off in favor of the next cheap 22-year-old.

And he won the popular vote!

Tyrone, you stupid fat bastard…

ahhhwoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

When you have to bring in Blair Walsh as an upgrade...

Zane, you didn’t let the city down. If anything, by missing those kicks, the people of Cleveland can continue to live normal lives. Who knows what may have happened to those people if their brains attempted to process the sheer joy of beating a team like the Saints. It’s kind of like when the allied forces started…

She and her husband aided and abetted Trump’s rise to the presidency. They’re fuckwits and should never be referred to as America’s sweetheart.

I think that was a special rule to get Manning his second ring, it just took them a few years to remember to take the rule back out.