He can in fact be seen devouring whitebread in the gif up top.

I don’t want to live in a world that doesn’t have Lea Thompson getting seduced by a talking duck.

To each according to his reads.

Why anyone from Oakland would show up to these games is a mystery to me. Jesus, show some backbone.

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

Fan: “Hey Tyreek! How many years do you think you should be in jail for assault?”

You’re a security guard stuck in the rain at an 8 hour Dolphins game, you’re “pants-won’t-stay-up” fat, your crappy poncho makes you the wrong kind of wet, and now you have to chase down a happy, healthy, wealthy 10-year-old whose life is already more interesting than yours will ever be. What’s that suicide hotline…

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

Well sure, it’s a church.

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

He’ll be okay. For some reason, the Idiot Mute community tends to not be very vocal.

Fuck Art Rooney II and the Steelers. Fuck Pouncey and his brother for supporting Aaron Hernandez. Get yours Le’Veon.

If you saw this in the mirror wouldn’t you?

I can’t even imagine how many of my co-workers I’d punch if I had to see their stupid faces every single day for seven months at a time.

Did I get here too early for the premature ejaculation jokes?

At his age they start to hang lower, one or both could easily slip out.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Go full-on Tibetan monk! Protest Kaep by torching YOURSELVES!

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.