I have to say that I truly appreciate the Raiders stepping right into the Cleveland Browns role right as the Browns seem to be thinking about becoming a professional franchise. And hey, if the Browns decide that whole winning thing still isn’t their cup of tea, the only thing better than one league doormat is two.

I wonder how many attendees were hoping for Ozzfest, not Ozyfest.

Well, I know the Mack Khalil will make you jump, jump. As I assume, will the Khalil Mack.

The only explanation I can think of is the keys had to be literally stuck in the ignition and without WD40 she tried KY. But then she took the lube in the house.

So who was there to fix the cable, and who was the pizza delivery guy?

2 men on the couch. 1 woman (the dog sitter) in the shower.
Sometimes Oreos aren’t the only things that are double stuffed.

“There goes the prisonhood.”

When they throw him in the white-collar prison do you think all the Rod Blagojevich-types are going to get uncomfortable? 

Moyer’s defense cited statements from Izzo . . . about Moyer’s character

Hannah Gadsby comes to the rescue in the old “Separate the art from the artist” argument:

Why do I feel like this was somehow a botched plot device for the WWE?

No, he’s completely lost it. Outside of the press conference he kept claiming that the “green zone” is the greatest thing to happen to the world sports since FIFA decided to move the World Cup to November.

Somebody should make an album cover with Donda West face superimposed on the game Operation...and then hand it out in Chicago on the front steps of the charity he let run into the ground

Amateur. All Minihane had to do was yell “Stay!” to keep him on the line.

He’s obviously wondering why the whole rest of his team is standing on the wrong sideline as he looks over his shoulder.

A picture is coming into focus, here, of a wildly corrupt and dysfunctional football program that should probably be nuked out of existence.

This is more than likely white women not wanting to be seen as “old” and taking it out on a kid.

And I hope that whatever fortune he amassed is awarded as damages to the family of the innocents he killed. 

I think I am biased towards hating them as they remind me of the kind of couple that makes out on a crowded subway and doesn’t care about the other people. Then then get off and because they’re holding hands blocks the escalator for people to walk past them.

And within that withered, pale sobbing form was...you guessed it...Frank Stallone.