Well, Wylie knows a thing or two about winning wars... Truman’s decision to drop him on Nagasaki ensured Allied victory in WWII

I’m an A&M alum, so I might be biased. But they should come down as hard as possible on this kind of “coaching.” I don’t care if the program gets pushed back to the Stone Age. This gets young men injured and killed. Zero tolerance. Common human decency should outweigh money and winning.

The rule, as always, is ‘don’t get caught.’

Because his boss Rick Snyder told him to. 

Nope. One doesn’t get to eat three quarters of the pizza and then ask for a refund ‘cause it’s not to one’s liking.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

If you consider NCIS to be worth watching, I can only recommend that your home care nurse restricts your access to the internet. 

Should’ve invited this guy he ain’t got shit to do:

One of the foursomes used to be a fivesome. 

A quick note for desperate movie studios: I am available to replace Kevin Spacey in your movie. I won’t lie to you: I’m not a very good actor. But I’m cheaper than Christopher Plummer and I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone, so I’m clearly your best option. 

I too am a fellow fit person. I fit into 2xl shirts, husky pants, size 48 jackets, most barrels...

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

One can assume Junior does the sex like he lifts weights: Terrible technique, then he goes around bragging about it.

It’s not that they just see it or allow it. It’s that they intentionally design the games to suck as much money out of these poor saps as possible, like pathetic, low rent con-artists. They see these sad souls and prey upon them like a succubus in the night.

Pitino’s attorney responded that the dismissal was premature.

“I went to work for the most corrupt administration in history and all I got was a discount on this lousy t-shirt!”

Tragically, the slugs all starved to death.

The any key still eludes him.

It’s likely disabled after Trump kept complaining that star-star-star-star-star-star (******) didn’t work as input, even though he saw everyone else entering it without issue. Totally unfair, a setup by the Clintons.