Could just be a USA 2018 joke. Hard to tell these days. 

If he’d hidden in a Waffle House bathroom, he would have gotten off with time served. 

Everyone repeat after me:

And nothing of value was lost.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

It’s not like “excitable white nerd” is something you can find just anywhere, though.

Cam should lighten up. Maybe pretend it was a woman who said those things.

I...just...what??? What on earth is the thought process here? “Abortion is wrong! I’ll put these pictures into a box of diapers because...wait, living human babies wear diapers so they weren’t aborted...uh...oh fuck it.”

This can only end in one possible way: Mama John has to start dating again, and they rebrand the comany as “Uncle Roger’s” pizza, the pizza that wants to cop a feel as it sloppily tucks you into bed at night.  Papa John can deliver pizza to you on alternate weekends and for three weeks in the summer.

It’s not “kind of” poisonous. Having your worth being dictated by your parentage underlies a large percentage of the world’s evils.

Beef O’Brady’s. The name alone tells me to stay away.

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

It really needs to be prosecuted as such.

Jesus Christ, can we just throw EVERYONE involved in that screencap into the deepest part of the ocean?

Private prison companies should be outlawed. GEO group may have lobbyists and lawyers but the whole industry is predatory and that’s something more and more people are seeing.

This could be a very bad season for Chelsea.

Nah, he’s fiddling while the planet burns.

Well, I mean: He’s in North Dakota, right? All alone with her. And if she feels like it, what’s he going to do? Say no? Which of course is completely within his rights, but you know, there’s a whole lot of nothing and nowhere in North Dakota. What’s he going to do if she decides to press the point? Which of course she…

This just begs the question, how many times has Xi Jinping gotten his big fat ass stuck in his own front doorway?

I was getting kind of worried we wouldn’t see Dennis again, because of the implication.