I say just go at the table. That way, you don’t leave your stuff unattended, and your territory is marked for the next time.

Yes, it truly is a tragedy he never had a chance to grow into a man who beat the shit out of pregnant women.

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

“He gave Trump what’s called a ‘downlight.’ Trump’s a little fat, but that made him look younger.”

Wrong move, Thanos!

Frankly, I’m surprised the location does not already have a policy about extended-stay customers who are not ordering.  I’ve seen managers at really busy restaurants tell people they will need to vacate the table if they’ve been an hour or more at a table and not continuing to order.  Restaurants have that right.  So,…

Stupid children need the most attention!

For further evidence, see: Marlins, Miami

GENERAL STRIKE!!!!

This guy clearly deserves to be the next GOP Speaker of the House - he’s been living the Hastert Rule since well before he entered Congress. 

What are your thoughts on the band, !!! ?

My uncle has an MBA and a doctorate in “leadership.” As anyone who has had a conversation with the man can attest, one thing is true: if the MBAs don’t kill us, they’ll get us to kill ourselves if only to be spared hearing them talk more. 

“Like Die Hard in a skyscraper!”

My favorite part is the HAPPY 4TH graphic that came up as the producers refused to cut away

1. Half past never o’clock 

Only Jake Bauers could keep this game from going 24 hours.

If they’re so against abortions, why do they keep making these movies?

7. Sprinkle some bird seed on it. The let nature take its course.

Also the name makes me think of women who look like this, but unironically