whats above hyperbole? superbole? megabole? manute bol?

That was clearly peak Neymar, but it also should have been a straight red. Mexico got lucky that the VAR guy was drunk and are somehow complaining about it. 

How Layun got out of that without a card is beyond me. Neymar 100% oversold the whole ordeal, but if Osorio thinks the refs intervened too much, he’s nuts. He could (and should) have been down a man for the last 20+ mins of the match, and should be grateful the refs didn’t get even more involved.

I think the Lakers should keep their assets and sign Kawhi next offseason instead of getting 1 year out of him and losing a ton of young guys and draft picks

Incredible stuff from the Lakers. Managing to screw up free agency even though you signed LeBron isn’t easy, but they sure are giving it their best shot.

You mean NBA Champion Swaggy P.

“If you see Ivanka on the street, first, call her Tiffany. This will devastate her.”

When “Let’s Remember Some Guys” goes wrong.

Any team that resorts to playing Fellaini deserves only the worst.

Also is it just me or does it seem like every four years, the world realizes that Japan can fucking play? The fact that were somehow ranked 61st on Earth is an utter joke

The only “good ideas” Ron Paul has ever had — ending the drug war, dismantling the surveillance state, and avoiding imperialist adventurism overseas — are great examples of arriving at the right conclusions through faulty methodology.

After the fight he was asked what the hell happened, and because he has a 256-54-10 record, he mumbled incoherently asking what decade it was. 

Dan Aykroyd in Swayze’s role in Ghost.

“they responded to Jordan’s rejection by signing [gulp] Zaza Pachulia and [GULP] JaVale McGee, “

Considering Portugal shathoused their way to the Euro16 title they deserve equal billing.

Catch and release denies profits to the private prisons holding them.

Actually, I would have had you pegged as Eddy Lacy...

Honestly, this might be the first time one of these “celebs: they’re just like us!” stories has actually worked on me. I’m an Amy Adams fan now! And even less of a fan of McLevy than ever for trying to put on airs and pretend he’s too good for fart jokes.

Let’s listen to a few.

I’ve been thinking back to that with this whole Luke Heimlich thing. Gays? Distraction. Guy who raped his six-year-old cousin? Not a distraction.