I literally can’t imagine how (much more) awful high school would have been if Facebook were around then. Thanks for this...nostalgia?

I'm sick of them already. 

They remind of couples in high school who posted way too much information about their relationships on Facebook. 

Three games.

“I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in. It is uncharacteristic of me”

The NFL should fine him the amount of profits he’s looking to make from selling the team. THAT kind of hit to a pocketbook means something to billionaires.

That’s one of the most depressing things I’ve ever read.

McDonald's in small towns are suprisingly high quality

Instead of “All Day” breakfast, they probably should’ve just switched to “unemployed alcoholic” breakfast hours. So anytime between 4am and 3:30 in the afternoon. 

It will just make it all the more delicious when England lose on purpose and then get taken out by Columbia in the Round of 16.

Too bad England can’t trot out Joe Hart.  

I saw this and just figured South Koreans and Mexicans were commiserating about how often they’ve been thrown under the bus by Trump. 

I can not properly express my displeasure in its absence. I saw the kick and connection. I saw the player crumple to the ground like a sack of potatoes. Then they showed the slow-mo replay head-on with his knees buckling in and a wave of anguish spreading throughout his body. His face, a portrait in pain. A better…

“South Korea’s goals had heart, but Fútbol in the Groin had a fútbol in the groin.” - Arturo

“too political now” is a hilarious criticism considering the OT is anti-Vietnam War and the PT was influenced by the Bush administration.

Okay but where is a clip of that Korean soccer player getting his nards destroyed by the soccer ball? I need that in my life.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

What the fuck would a Met know about playing anything the right way?

Fort Lauderdale?

“It’s time to go long right now, it’s time to go deep”