I once met him in a hotel bar (true story, y’all get real jealous now). He was playing piano and singing - SO HOT. When my friend and I discovered it was him, we sneakily tried to take a picture of ourselves with him in the background. He totally busted us - he sauntered over and said: girls, if you want a picture…

I’ve had a crush on Jeff Goldblum FOREVER. My sister likes to make fun of it and I don’t care. If he asked me to run away with him, I would without a second thought.

I was never that impressed with Young Hemsworth and always attributed it to him being slightly below my age bracket preference. However, seeing him next to Goldblum makes it clear that some men drip sex appeal no matter what age they are. I will never feel ashamed of my Jeff Goldblum love.

for ever and ever and ever. OMFG i just followed him on a facebook, he is a gloriously gorgeous bastard!!!!!!!!!!!! HALP

“lighting servant” lol

Has everyone seen this?

They can put that on Jim’s tombstone

Can we talk about what an amazing Governor Jerry Brown is? I mean, he’s not perfect, but he was handed a shit sandwich from the Terminator and has quietly done a fantastic job slowly righting things.

A number of these nuts are threatening to move out of California, to which I say, “BYE, BITCH.”

There are no vaccine Police Your Health is Still between your Doctor behind Exam room doors

So basically NO ONE READS THE BOOKS???

I know a girl who constantly complains about being single and blames it on being heavier than the average woman or on guys being superficial and only liking thin, blonde girls. I’m not saying there aren’t guys out there that only go for those type of women but I do think that if you own your body and are comfortable…

First off: APPLAUSE. Loved this, Sarah.

A 43 year old essay? Obviously a reason to totally discredit a candidate. Days old support for a pedophile? Well, that’s just an expression of religious freedom.

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

I know. It seriously just gets worse by the day.

I would not say no one in the art world respects him. He is actually written himself into the art history books. Most texts refer to him along with Cindy Sherman as one of the pivitol artists of the post modern era. He’s been doing this crap for over 30 years.... long before the internet.

I agree. Wigs, too.