Mind. Blown. If I didn’t drink while watching Mad Men, it’s possible I would have picked up on this more.

TBH I’ve liked “dadbod” since I was in high school, & at that time it was not on dads LOL Yes, those muscley ripped Channing Tatum’s are nice to look at, but in reality I don’t really wanna snuggle with a rock. I want someone a little softer, warmer, inviting to snuggle with.

Kurt Cobain and Nirvana fundamentally changed the face of music today. You would be hard pressed to find any musician of note who disagreed with that. There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana. They spoke to an entire generation and managed to make it feel like they were speaking…

I guess you could... but ew, Soundgarden.

MY HUSBAND SAYS CHIPOL-TAY. i used to try and be nice and not correct him, just pronounce it properly, but finally i started correcting him. the first few times he would say “That’s what I said!” even though it WASN’T what he said. now he knows, he just can’t stop himself, the poor dear. Like how he says…

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

Also, just WTF with this statement.She is actually saying that women should just work harder than men to be treated equally. DO MORE WORK TO BE TREATED THE SAME. I just. I just can’t.

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

The Mediterranean is pretty good for this. Whether you go to Greece, Italy or one of the Balear Islands (Mallorca, especially), there are always plenty of hot dudes interested in horny tourist ladies. Paris is great for flirting as well, but, surprisingly enough, the place where I got hit on the most was London. All I…

Can't wait to get our new record player set up in the basement so I can listen to Steely Dan on vinyl and sing along to Hey Nineteen...which will totally creep out my kid, I'm thinking.

It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

And what? Martin Luther King wasn't the "good" black man who was anti-violence, compared to Malcolm X as a "bad" black man who spoke of change by any means necessary. That's a horribly reductive way to think of either man.

"To even say that that type of journey has nothing to do with my place and opportunities now is dishonorable."

YES GURL. Not Asian, but this show speaks to me as the kid of two immigrants. I love-love-love their take on the immigrant experience in America. That they're from DC makes it even more applicable (to me…

Aw, this is fabulous! I hope she gets herself something nice too, because honestly—was she chosen as a POSTER CHILD for cliche, shitty jobs? Like, she works at McDonalds: ok. She works at Walmart: ok.

BUT BOTH?

Girl. You deserve every cent of that. Every GD cent.

So the voices in my head told me to go up, and then I just walked up, like, halfway up the stage.

He looks exactly like my friend Misty when she got super drunk at Grad Night and saw her ex kissing a girl from another school and cried through her mascara and wiped her eyes like "Whatever. I'm fine! Let's go on Space Mountain!" And then she threw up.

It's not about consent; it's about power differentials and academic ethics. I know the latter has become a bit of a joke lately, but some of us do still care.

I've already decided my future kids are not going to be in 10,000 activities. Maybe a couple, but honestly, I think unstructured time is so underrated and so important. And I am far far too lazy to schlepp my kids around seven days a week.