Yes. All. Day. Long.

I’m on this parenting boat right now. I’ve never put my kids into a million activities - I used to schlep around 4 kids when I was a nanny to an endless stream of activities after school five days a week. Nope. I’ve let my kids choose what they’d like to do and then I make sure they REALLY want to do it before making…

My name for them is Noisegarden.

You’re a mean SOB...

“Lilly Pulitzer is flat-out ugly as shit.”

Amen 1000 times!

Thank you, Rep. Craig Fitzhugh, for your attempt to speak reason to your unreasonable legislature.

That's why we have kids, to creep them out!

This is by far one of the best posts I've ever seen on Jezebel. I'm loving the photos of the Steely Dads. Awesome.

*dances around her living room to Steely Dan on vinyl (the ONLY way to listen to it)*

I'm glad you, too, are employed. Ha!

No, because those riffs are intelligent. I love a good parody of art. One of my favorites is Venus in the "Birth of Venus" turning into Mindy, the only female nuclear plant worker on whom Homer has a crush.

These photos are just dumb. And, yes, I realize that's my opinion, so take it as that.

As an art historian, these photos make me want to punch her in the face.

Didn't sound like he thought the Grammys were a joke the day after with all his damn talk about artistry and that Beck should give his Grammy to Beyoncé. However, if he truly believes this, then Beck should give his award to Beyoncé* because, you know...

*Not a Beyoncé fan.

Forget riding motorcycles with Justin Theroux... Orlando Bloom is single again?!

I almost hit a walking Ed Bagley Jr. with my car driving out of the Studio City post office parking lot, called my best friend from a Kinko's late one night when Seth Green walked in and was so short he could be hidden by the rotating greeting card rack - I'm surprised he didn't hear me giggling, and discussed the…

Like, OMIGOD! Imagine if they spent this much time on actually working hard in their classes! I've never understood the purpose of sororities or fraternities. They just seem like an ugly extension of everything wrong with high school.

But, guys!!!! It's only $14.99!

Now I see why she wants to be Martha Stewart. She looks like Martha Stewart.

"He also opines that the real way to prevent rape in college is to return to 'Christian values' in society."

Soooooo... Where were those so-called "Christian values" at your house, Mr. Mock, when you were raising your son?

Jeff Goldblum and his wife are having a baby? Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

I've had two 9+ pound children and I have no idea how this woman didn't realize she was pregnant. Perhaps she convinced herself otherwise? The mind can be powerful in denial.