We know this pain all too well in this house. Molly doesn't give a shit.

He was. His family are wonderful people. I always had a lot of fun being at their house.

How do you imagine it?

Just in the right place at the right time. They're a great family.

I wouldn't lie to you, Rebecca Rose! You're my favorite Jezebel writer :-)

It's not Photoshopped. I used to nanny for the McFerrins and am friends with their kids. It's a photo one of his kids took. Pretty brill.

"Vaca" for "vacation" needs to be banned. People, it means "cow" in Spanish. Can't we just say vacation? Also "fam" or "fam bam" for family needs to be outlawed as well. Oh, and "littles" for children. I can't stop thinking about the creepy '80s cartoon.

Me, too! Glad I'm not alone. And, seriously, if you're putting your significant other above everything else, you have or will have problems.

Awwwww! My son's birthday is Christmas Day and we do the same thing. At noon, it's no longer Christmas, but his birthday. He gets to choose the meal, the dessert, and we buy him what he wants. If he wants a trash can and closet organizer, well, then that's what we'd get him, although, I'm not sure he'd ever ask for…

Ha! The Goosebumps episode! My son was into this for a while. Worst. Show. Ever.

The first Christmas my husband and I were truly serious about one another, his grandmother came to the family Christmas party. I was warned that she was notorious for re-gifting things that other people had given her because Jesus told her to give everything away. Surprisingly, she does not have dementia... Anyway, I…

You guys. I'm trying to give an exam and I'm busting out laughing! I should have known better than to read this now. The pizza place story was fantastic. Definitely one of the best I've ever read on BCO.

My sister's Golden Retriever ate a whole bag of Hershey's milk chocolate kisses, foil and all (he was fine, no problems as he was a BIG dog and it was milk chocolate) and we joked that his poop would come out in the foil like the kisses. Ha!

The best description I've ever read about Adam Levine, "looks how Axe Body Spray smells." Perfect, just perfect.

Nonononononono... This is not an angry cat. THIS is an angry cat:

Couldn't agree more. I don't get this fascination with Dunham. At. All.

Mine is sitting on the file cabinet next to my desk staring me down. As soon as I get up, she will take my chair.

I just said that to my husband. However, Robin Wright's face looks better on her.

Um, yeah... If I even tried to go with a man in the shadows/of my past, I'd end up with one of the losers I dated in high school because I've been with my husband since college. I'd like some fresh choices, please.

D'oh! We fell for it! She's getting her 15 minutes because we're giving it to her. Stahp!!!!!