They didn’t erase it, they traded it to the city of Cleveland to be allowed to leave. The history officially belongs to the nuBrowns. I’m hoping the Nationals will similarly return the obviously-unwanted history of the Expos if and when Montreal finally returns to the majors.

Fort Taycan-Deroga.

Broken leg is so close to Wounded Knee. 

Who knows? Maybe they dry-hump...or in their case, dry-sump.

Here ya go. Written with the thought (hopes?) that maybe Mrs Wohl might be embarrassed by her dumbass son. And remember, I didn’t say it was good…

MLB players are unionized. A little fucking solidarity would be nice.

Mark Reuss, that you?

Personally, I think flip flops are always terrible.

I will never get tired of this. Ever. They could play this on a loop at my funeral.

David, I love reading your articles, but I thank the good Lord above that you aren’t my neighbor. Or my tenant. ;)

I am so pumped - this is exactly the sort of thing I’ve been wishing Ubisoft would do since damn near the beginning of the series.

He was my next door neighbor for 8 years growing up, you could have just asked me! ;)

Fuck that. Ralph Macchio’s career ended when he got arrested for shooting the clerk in Alabama.

I assume for authenticity this will break down 1 mile from home like the LMP1's.