That Louis Vuitton-bespangled trash can is what actual Louis Vuitton purses look like to me.

I read your post and looked up anticipatory grieving. I had no idea that was a thing, so it was very reassuring. I knew I could rely on Jezzies - you're all the best. Seriously. It's not always easy to find a sympathetic or helpful ear when it comes to animal friends. Thankyouthankyou!

I was just watching Bob Ross last night and now I hear of a painting nun also on PBS?! Anybody remember this guy and his happy trees?

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Sorry you do not enjoy coverage of the United Kingdom's pet dinosaurs!

I hope Prince Harry fires a gun at a T.V

I had a cat for 19 years, and she ate like a couple of kibbles a day and pooped on cheapo clay litter. I was devastated when I lost her, but happily I now have two tiny monsters (actually, she is the farty-pooping-eating-breaking/chewing-everything monster, he is an angel child — I love them both completely), but…

People forget that Clooney was married before, to Talia Balsam. But she bounced back.

This is like saying, "I don't understand why people still wear pads when they could be using tampons!" Everyone's body is different. Everyone has different levels of comfort. Not to mention, not everyone lives or works in a place where rinsing out your period blood in a communal sink would be acceptable or even…

This is needlessly condescending toward people who don't like handling bodily fluids. You are not somehow "better" than those of us who don't want to get messy, nor are you necessarily more comfortable with your body. There's also the fact that for a lot of women, the cup is too big and/or doesn't fit or they have…

I read a science-y article somewhere (I don't remember which university published it), but apparently people who curse more are by default more honest, which the paper explained as them doing because they have less of a filter between their brains and mouths. And as far as I have experienced, the people who don't…

I'm with you - swear words are interesting, flexible, evocative, and emotionally charged - except that in this specific case "sanctimonious doofus" has a way nicer ring to it than "fucking bitch."

Because I'm trained as a fucking sociolinguist. So, like, this is the shit I studied and frankly language has a huge social justice component.

Fuck you, you're fucking boring. For fucks sake. Fuuuuck.

I have a rather extensive vocabulary and I still curse a lot. I also refrain from policing the words others use, because we all know that doing that kind of shit can be a form of classism and racism...

I have a huge fucking vocabulary; the two things are not correlated.

Meh. I enjoy using curse words as I like to challenge people's aversion to class based vernacular.