Drinking game: shot every time you read the word “falsely” or any variation.

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.

California, Illinois, Maryland, and Vermont all did this as well yesterday.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Oh! No. It’s because I don’t particularly like the women I work with. :( They’re all very dumb and bad.

No, no, I’m sure that can’t be right. I distinctly remember Donald promising us that he would only have the best people. There must be some mistake.

I don’t know why the Democrats are doing this. I really, really wish everyone would just calm down and stop pissing him off.

I had a great time meeting with Mark Loofah King3 today.
@realDonaldTrump

OH GOD THIS IS HAPPENING -> Get a grip, you need to face reality -> WAIT, I’M NORMALIZING THIS -> Oh god this is really happening...

Bulgogi! The boyfriend has been teaching me how to make Korean food. I have been loving it.

That sounds awesome. My husband had a Burger King craving so now he’s ventured out in the cold to get us some. Shitty, I know. The high point of my day was breakfast, I wanted the Boston creme pancakes from a hipster brunch place downtown and after inviting my kids to go with me they bailed, and my husband was still…

God, I would have died that first night if they made me keep the baby in my room. :D

I mean, the little peplum dress and the matching bow in her cloud of natural curls? Her little kid glasses?

My husband is a writer and has had some modest success. He gets advances for his books, he’s well reviewed/awarded and his books sell more than the average writer in his genre. So, #blessed, right?

Yeah, I have to remind myself of that when I see friends buying homes or going on fabulous vacations- even though I have a higher salary than they do. Their parents paid for their college. Their parents helped with a down payment. My parents are wonderful people who gave me a lot, and I am terribly lucky, but things…

Average for a whistleblower. She isn’t a whistleblower. Her act was treasonous.

That is not true.

How the hell are people so concerned with who Kirsten Dunst is engaged to and not more upset about Steve Harvey’s racism?

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

Mahershala Ali has been KILLING IT recently between House of Cards, Luke Cage and now Moonlight. He’s fantastic and I like to see that celebrated.