Yeah, that cat looked back thinking, "You can't stay awake forever, fucker. You gotta sleep sometime, then it's checkmate."

Ha, the cat's face at the end! "I let him have it. I could take it back whenever I like. Really."

That cat at the end is like, "You aren't going to put this on the internet, are you?"

You know you're learning a language and can understand individual words you're reading but those individual words don't really give you context to understand the sentences...this is how I felt reading this article in my native language.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

Oh...oh hi Steve Carrell. You're looking handsomer than I realized.

My daughter always wants to do my makeup and hair. Once she dressed me up as an Emo Kid and made me a Myspace page with me looking all tragic. Last time I went to visit her in Portland, she made me change before we went out because she said my outfit was shapeless. (It was a sweater mini dress over leggings and…

Fruit Roll-Up meets Ribbon Candy.

I don't think I could stop myself from licking the fuck out of Kate Walsh's Ribbon Candy Dress, especially that little curlicue in the front. I would lick and crunch Kate Walsh's Ribbon Candy Dress up in its entirely, but only if it is strawberry or Swedish Fish flavored. (What is Swedish Fish flavor? No one knows.)…

If she ever goes missing, we should look for her in every old ladies' candy dish first.

It's such a yummy dress and the styling just kills the look. She looks kinda like how I'd look in that dress and I'm 47. My daughter would be trying to get me to really GO with it (the drama of the dress) and I'd be, "I'll just wear these shoes I wore to Ashley's wedding last year because I don't need another pair…

Mmm...ribbon candy!

I would lick it.

When they say don't mix Cipro with pinot grigio, they really mean it.

Haha. I love the cut to the cat lying down curled up. That cat is like "Yeah I'm just gonna nap now, LMK when you're done with this futile enterprise."

Seriously New Jersey, you elected a Cowboys fan?

"In other words, young Chris Christie was a total front-runner."

So he became a fan of one of his father's teams most hated rivals? Tells you what kind of kid he was and guy he is.