For the record: the Italian Adam Levine is Piero Pelù, the singer of Litfiba a very important band in Italian music history: they were inspired by punk and rock, but mostly new wave. They broke up in 1999 after almost 20 years! The blonde woman (Christina Aguilera??) is Raffaella Carrà, a famous Italian soubrette,…

This made my day 100000000x better. I think my favourite part was all her nun friends waiting in the wings.

I was raised Catholic and I'm probably the only one among my friends who actually likes nuns based on empirical experience (all the nuns in my life have been sweet and adorable).

Now that is the kind of joy you should find in religion. Good for her, I hope she does well and fees closer to her god through her singing.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THE HAPPY JUMPY NUNS.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

Heh, my girlfriend and I are both in medicine, and so we say things like glans and vulva with no problems. But we are science nerds, so ymmv.

She's not writing for young women. She's writing for old dudes (and some pathetic young ones and their "none of those whores will ever love you like Mommy does" moms) to wank to the idea that all those strumpets are going to get their comeuppance for not being proper helpmeets.

This one was my fave. I'll release it for him...

Why are we mocking her? She has a valid point. Most people who shop there are teenagers and Pac Sun knows this. It's deliberate. These are not just offensive shirts, they are sexist. Furthermore, she never said anything about her religion or what effect she thinks it will have on teenage sexuality so I don't…

What is predicted when your cat is licking his scrotum? Because we're in for a LOT of that.

Yes, back when he was "just" a "carefree" chauffeur. The grief has aged him.

Sherlock is so boring. SO BORING.

A selfie with Branson was pretty enticing...

I've linked this before on a Downton Abbey story, but for anyone who hasn't seen it, here is the amazing BBC Comic Relief 'Downton Abbey' skit from 2011, starring Simon Callow as Julian Fellowes and Jennifer Saunders as Maggie Smith, Kim Cattrall as Elizabeth McGovern, and Joanna Lumley bravely not minding that she's…

Kind of, when the only ones being curbed are women's. Yes.

I just move them all to "acquaintances." But I like to keep them around, who else would I piss off with political posts?

This is going to sound weird, and MOM DON'T READ THIS!
But I think the best thing my Mom did for me when I was younger was to be open with her natural body. She has stretch marks, she has sagging, she didn't shave anything but her legs and armpits, and only when she was going to be showing them. And she was…