One of my friends will be there. If you see a tall redhead calling herself London, tell her I said you could get a discount rate. She's schizophrenic and will be coked out of her mind, so her reaction will be very entertaining.

This is a bidniss jet, not a personal jet, so total opulence isn't practical. These things cost enough to begin with, so if you were to outfit one to sheik-levels of gaudiness and Donald Trump gold-platedness, the shareholders might get pissed. It is more about comfort and efficiency. The fact that this thing has a…

Ray's wisdom is more clear now that ever before.

This would be me.

Yepp, but #9 is of massively increased importance as your Co-pilot really needs to keep you awake.

And by enormous you mean clickbait?

sometimes you have no choice but to yolo it out

I don't think Merc manual is an option as they don't know how to make strong enough manuals anymore..

Are you still leaving the cat and muffler on? Or, is this straight pipes out the back?

Call me crazy or old-fashioned, but this is the movie truck that I would much rather ride in.....

Hahahaha.

This reeks of Florida.

Dodge's 'Go ManGo'.

Plum crazy.

Kill Fuck Marry GO:

I though women from Scandinavia were well known for their STI's, airbags, and worn out interiors...

I believe the word they were looking for was "anywhoozle" common mistake, good catch Doug!

I have a similar story. I was in my 2013 Charger R/T Max AWD last year I picked up a friend from the bar, who just so happened to also be a state trooper. We're in a typical small town, and we notice the beater Nissan Maxima in front of us is swerving pretty heavy, especially considering we're only going 25mph at the…

I recently used a G37S Coupe to chase a drunk for about 15 miles on the highway before the cops could join on the fun. Ok its not a GT3RS, but it was still good times! I had 9-1-1 on speakerphone and kept assuring them I was doing 99km/h (100kmh speed limit) the entire time.

"No sir, Im not speeding, don't worry" ...…

If that car came to the US I could see the headlights getting smashed and the diamonds sold off at pawn shops.