Not sure if you're the real Jack Tretton or not, but if you are, welcome to Kotaku... and can I have a PS Vita please? Thanks!

hahaha Dub C represent! *posted from my house in west chester*

Double post, damn you nibbles!!!

I've bought a car from this dealership in the past, it's my firm belief that they are good people. It's also my firm belief that both sides are being idiots and need to take 5, calm down, and maybe meet in the middle somewhere? 16-17k and call it a day.

I need to watch Team America again, been too long since I've seen it.

'Spot the Cop' is always a good time killer. Basically you and whoever else is in your car tries to spot the cop before they spot you. Employment of laser/radar detectors, police scanners, CB Radios, and Trapster are encouraged, it's really a team effort. You win when you make it to your destination without being…

I don't think the other two people caught the sarcasm in your comment, but no worries it was not lost on me!

On October 13th 2001 I was traveling for work and I went in my laptop bag to grab my ipod and realized I'd left my Military Black Leatherman Wave in my bag (I'm on the plane at 30k feet at this point). It has 3 different cutting tools on it including a very sizable knife blade that would do a whole lot more damage…

Actually... there's nothing about these multi-tools that would keep you from taking them on an airplane. And I'm not going to even get started on the second half of your comment, so we'll leave it at, yeah if you get caught the TSA will be a bit confused but there's nothing against bringing a bottle-opener/screwdriver…

my vote goes for Don Ready.

Do I own an Acre of Lunar land? Why yes, yes I do. And I'll gladly lease the rights to mine on my acre to the right person. Ok, seriously though I did spend $30 on an acre of lunar land [lunarland.com] whether or not it ever becomes something besides a neat conversation topic is seriously debatable. But it's neat if…

Seconded. I first visited NYC a few years ago, before I even lived on the east coast. Work sent me there to cover an event, and I decided to spend the weekend afterwards doing some exploring. I met up with my cousin who lives in West Harlem, and he showed me the real Manhattan (the one that doesn't include times…

OMG I LOVE WEGMANS!!! That store is awesome. I'm in awe every time I walk in there. (this is only a slightly sarcastic comment, wegmans is the bomb)

He is now aware of it, he is not very pleased. Seriously though, who at Giz thought "oh I'll just post someones contact info for the world to see" I understand that a business card is to give out so people can get in touch, but you control who has that info... not so much in this scenario.

Tosh.o has proved that rap songs/videos are all about production value.... and it's awesome.

Never, ever have I had a layover between JFK and LAX, they're two hubs for a lot of airlines. I typically fly Virgin America, and honestly I don't know of any airline that uses Miami as a major hub (I could be wrong), but it's not at all centrally located so it'd be a pretty stupid place to have one.

Ah ha! Mystery solved. Well, it appears I can rest easy this evening. Thanks for clearing that up.

Ah ha!, but Mr. mdawson1 if you read earlier in his post he refers to it as a "neighbor", initially in my investigation of the post I was inclined to concur with you, but upon reading the post a couple of times I was unsure that his use of quotations was to show sarcasm because the property in question was no where…

Yes, we promise not to post them all over the internet! Seriously, you can trust us, we're a pretty tight knit pack round here.

I believe this is Jesse James' son. Reading his other comments I've deduced that he's 14 (anybody have any idea how old JJ's son is?), and in another comment he remarks about his dads 440 Cuda that's black and orange, Jesse James has a pretty well known black and orange 440 71 Cuda.