doubt it, while Woz is technically an employee of Apple (still on there payroll), after reading his book (iWoz) and the Steve Jobs biography, oh and the comments he posts on Gizmodo of course :P, I'm convinced he's not the type of person that would be into corporate espionage, remember he's not the one that wanted to…

I had my first gen Nano stolen out of my car years ago... I hope it burns the douche's house down.

I used to film freeskiing and back country ski films for a couple of manufacturers a few years ago, the hardest thing I found was constantly making sure you had the subject in frame while not forgetting you're also doing what they're doing, it was a constant internal battle for me. Made me a MUCH better skier too. The…

I googled "old man in drag" to find a picture for this thread. TURN SAFE SEARCH ON HOLY CRAP DEAR LORD BABY JEBUS TURN IT ON. It cannot be unseen.

For whatever reason I just imagine the translation is *calm voice*

Screw it, I've been hearing about Minecraft for a while now. So, I've got a case of beer, and about 12 hours before I need to think about sleep. I'm going for it, I'm going to buy minecraft and find out what the fuss is all about.

seriously I can't stop giggling, and then feeling bad for giggling.

"Hey Farva, what's the place you like to go to with all the shit nailed to the walls?"

I'll do you one better (NSFW language)

I've been searching for my dad's 70 Nova SS for years now. I have a picture and a vin number, it was last registered in the 80s. I fear I'm at a dead end, I've been looking for roughly 2 years on and off. The stories he tells about that car, and now I have the money to get it for my dad if it exists, but I'm coming up…

exactly!

This would've made the video 100 times more awesome.

Whenever I'm doing something I'd rather the world not know about I use my favorite line "Hey, don't do that, I'm going to be a senator one day, this could come back to bite me". My friends know the line well, and while I have no desire to become a senator, it gets my point across in a funny way. Especially considering…

+1 very good point, it's all about the torque!

The closest thing I have to a similar story is when me and my dad took a rental Buick to the top of Pikes Peak (I was 10 at the time) early one morning on a weekday, max speed was somewhere in the 80mph range. That old buick was a champ, even got the ass out on the gravel. That whole trip for what? Doughnuts. My…

You can possibly try using a battery conditioner of some sort, but more then likely you're SOL and need a new battery.

The mop was giving me shifty eyes, I don't trust it dammit!

One of my fondest hoon moments was when I was sliding out of a parking lot in my Magnum, and my buddy following me in his wife's 242 goes sliding in my rearview mirror... possibly the funniest sight I've ever seen. He also kept up with me surprisingly well (I have the AWD R/T and I've supercharged my Mag so it's not…

Exactly, I DRIVE WHERE I WANT DAMMIT.

Exactly, I'd never heard of Gander before 9/11, now, after I was a solo traveler treated like family i take my loved ones there for vacation. And if any Gander residents need a couch to sleep on in Philly they always know mine's wide open. They treated us like family, and it brings me to tears to even think about it.…