They didn't make the SRT in AWD, this was the issue I ran in to when getting my Magnum. So I bought an R/T AWD, and dropped a supercharger on top (with a few supporting mods, of course). And lowered it a touch. I've now got a 650hp american muscle wagon that is by far my favorite car I've ever owned, I'm never selling…

I still have my virtual boy that me and my brother picked up on launch day. And I still play it occasionally. As much of a "blunder" as it was for Nintendo, I still enjoy it.

I'd watch it, in 3D of course.

Super Duper slow-mo.

I've always said dock and sock... maybe me and you are just weird. I'll also say Abs when asking if a car is equipped with ABS.

I've made the argument that it adds two points. so an 8 becomes easily a 10, a 6 an 8, etc... so it takes a relatively unfuckable 4 and makes her a "I would if I was drunk" 6. So women, you have a reason to learn stick.

Because you can.

Maybe not disgust, but disinterest. I have a really good friend who recently came out of the closet to me in private. I wasn't surprised, he asked how I knew. I explained that when we're sitting at the bar having drinks and the cute bartender with the nice bottom bends over in her spandex pants he never looked, never…

Everyone knows the rule that for every mile on the track it accounts for 10 miles of normal driving wear. So actually this car has 70 miles of wear on it, therefore I'll keep my millions for one that sells with 1 miles on it thank you.

Start with a 2005 Pontiac GTO (not a total sleeper, but to the uninitiated it's very sleeper, it's just a two door pontiac to joe schmoe). Drop a twin turbo Viper V10 under the hood, but keep outer looks as stock as possible, including the rims/tires, no body kits no lowering, hell no window tint. All I'd put on it to…

As a long time traveler I to fail to see how this is an issue for other passengers. Take it off, drop it on the conveyor belt, pick it up on the other side. It's no different then a wearable bag.

Sounds like the perfect gift to me! If I were 12, and a girl, I know I'd want one! I mean, I assume 11-12 year old girls everywhere are big fans of the 440 six barrel beast under the hood of the GTX.

I thought she was attractive, until she opened her mouth.

M as in Mancy!!!

manly tears, very manly tears.

hooning with permission and caution is actually called hoonish. Not quite a full hoon, just hoonish.

When I went to U of M I had some good times in the big house! This van didn't look like a drunken good time though.

Lucas tune up in a bottle. Yeah I'm sure it'll cure cancer and male pattern baldness as well.

Back when I was a service manager at a repair shop a customer was giving me the make and model (a subaru of some kind, I forget at this point). I wrote on the repair order "S-D" the customer who was watching me write that asked what it meant. I said "Scooby Doo" and before I could explain that it was a nickname for…

Isn't Ari Gold going to own that team?