Forced labor is not a good look for a supposedly “free country.”

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

But what shoes would I wear with this?

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

According to many Orthodox Jews, there is no conflict between Israel and Palestine because there is no such thing as Palestine.

It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...

Jared and Ivanka are orthodox Jews. Modern orthodox.