Our reproductive urges were designed to ensure rampant procreation, not responsible family planning.

I don’t think the problem is that we didn’t know when to stop evolving. That’s not even something we can decide. It’s that biological evolution is an inherently slow process, too slow to adapt to rapidly changing sets of circumstances.

immature men have sweet fuck all to do with it, i’m sure.

what a vile comment!

Because chloroform and duct tape point to accident?

number one on the list is the reason for which sex leads to procreation.

This is why it’s vital new parents take parenting classes. Because there you’ll learn exactly the right amount of chloroform and duct tape to use to to quiet down your baby without killing him/her.

What are you on about?

I mean, every parent learns at some point that it is a delicate balance—trying to figure out how much is too much chloroform to use on your two-year-old daughter in order to quiet her.

“There was a possibility that she may have utilized that to keep the baby quiet ... and just used too much of it, and the baby died,” he said. “That’s just one of the many theories as to how this beautiful young lady [Caylee] tragically met her death.”..

I’m starting to think everyone except Trump spoke to the Russians. For some reason, I think he’s being honest but doesn’t know that he’s not even the real president.

I think the real question is: Is there anyone in that man’s campaign/administration who didn’t speak to the Russians?

Lock him up! Lock him up! (oh wait he’s a Republican so it’s ok..nothing to see here)

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

If this were a movie the twist would be that Jen and Angelina now get together.

When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

I feel this so much. I’m 15+4 and, at best, can feel my uterus very first thing in the morning when I’m laying flat in bed. Otherwise I just feel chunky.

Our country will seemingly never outrun the 1950's. We just can’t get over it.

The universe is off its axis when the most effective troller of Trump is the former right-of-center president of Mexico.