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So you won’t be watching Feud, huh?

2007, this thing’s been brewing since 2007. hope they get their money’s worth out of the “beef”

But for real, Nikki Minaj has for sure had work done. Not body shaming, I just didn’t think it was a secret?

My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

That shit makes me so mad. Don’t invite me to your virtual party so you can make money off of me. Because girl, I know you saw me wave at you when we were at the same Mexican restaurant with our families a month ago and you acted like you didn’t know me. So take your costume jewelry and shove it up your ass.

That’s my biggest beef with MLMs. Working as a consultant is not the same as being an entrepreneur or “owning your own business.” Most of the MLMs have strict guidelines for marketing; Mary Kay, for example, prohibits consultants from advertising in newspapers, magazines, newsletters, etc. When you own your own

It’s Jordana!!! Super cheap but it works pretty well (some shades work just as well as my OPIs).

Yeah. I feel like I should speak up because surely I’m not the only one who thinks this sucks balls, right? I’ve been made to feel guilty by my mom of all people (she thinks one should just suffer in silence) but seriously, I think I have a right to say whatever I need to get through it.

So cool. I have an 18 month old and I was all good with being pregnant in the first few months, but about half way through, I started hating it. And I felt really bad to admit that. Don’t stress, how you feel about being pregnant physically has nothing to do with how you’ll feel about being a mom. I think more women

Congrats to you and your little girl! I want another girl so badly! I’m pregnant w/ my second and I find out the baby’s sex next week, so fingers crossed. I hate that “you just look 15 lbs overweight” phase of pregnancy, but one week you will just kind of pop and your bump will undeniably be a bump. I also despise

***pregnancy boring stuff***

Baaaaaaaaaby thread. I have nothing else to add.

The Great British Baking Show is back on Netflix, so there’s my weekend. They’re making pasties! Now I want a pasty.

Gotta love spite voters.

John and Chrissy are very good at being famous. I love them.

2 Chainz feels the sting of 2 starz.

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I watched this video earlier today, and it breaks down 45's abysmal speech patterns. Kinda interesting. 

Never not relevant.