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Tomorrow’s press briefing 

“Grab ‘em by the pussy.”

If Reagan were alive today, Republican base voters would spit at him on the street and curse him for asking the USSR to take down it’s very effective anti-immigration/emigration wall.

Hey you unmotivated non-voters and anti-Hillary protest voters, still feeling so fucking self-righteous? If you think we’re gonna last long enough to have that Susan Sarandon advertised “revolution” at the ballot box, then have I got a bridge to Russia to sell to you!

Great Presidential Quotes:

Seriously — the only thing they’re worried about is LEAKS! Not about the crimes that were committed, but only about the fact that people are finding out about them through leaks.

It makes no sense for Republicans to investigate Republicans.

I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

Chaffetz has already said he isn’t having an investigation on the Trump-Russia links because “it’s resolved itself”. He’s a spineless partisan hack. Never expect anything more from the GOP.

Guys, I’m freaking the fuck out. Something is deeply, deeply wrong here. For the end purpose of what, I don’t know. I’m assuming now everyone is compromised and that includes comey.

The Russian Intelligence was the only kind of intelligence found in the Trump administration, which is pretty sad.

Did anyone else have to remind themselves today that it hasn’t even been a month of a Trump presidency? We’ve had the saddest circus act ever going strong for LESS than thirty days! There is no way he makes four years, right?

I kind of understand that like sure do whatever the hell you want but theres absolutely no need to project your lifestyle on the other billions of people in the world. She can just say ‘marriage is not for me’ instead of saying its not natural and making it seem like people who choose monogamy are abnormal

This, thank you. I truly hate the “natural/unnatural” argument because it’s so arbitrary. Is medicine natural? Is building hundred-story skyscrapers natural? Is wearing clothing natural? What about Facebook, or the internet at all? It’s such a dumb way to judge anything.

Whether or not things are “natural” is a stupid barometer. Anthrax is natural.

The problem is also that most of the time I hear someone saying something is unnatural like this it’s by someone who has no understanding of the natural world. “Monogamy isn’t natural...” for some species, but for others it absolutely is. It’s like the people who say homosexuality doesn’t exist in nature, and all I

Poly person here. I wish ScarJo hadn’t used the word “natural” Monogamy works for some people. Polyamory works for others. The goal is to be accepting of all kinds of love and relationships. I’d love to see more poly celebrities because that would help us find mainstream acceptance, but she’s not going to help us by

Hey ScarJo, how you doin? 😉

The word “natural” is so dumb in so many contexts, and yeah, this is one of them. What the hell does natural even mean in the context of human relationships? Having to do with nature? Well, monogamy is almost certainly a byproduct of human evolution, so it’s absolutely “natural.” What it might not be is absolutely