Seriously. 5 fucking days?!? I went in reading this with an open mind, thinking maybe she gave birth before they could legitimately take her to a hospital. Wouldn’t the onsite doctor be all “yessir, she is in labor” at some point during those 5 days? Shameful.

Also? Giving birth on the way to the hospital implies, you know, that someone believed you and took you to the hospital.

$10,000 bail for driving on a suspended license? What in the actual fuck? 

“I’m 100 percent that our people did what they need to do,”

Outside of scheduled c-sections, no one really knows precisely when a baby will be born. That’s why doctors educate pregnant women about the various signs of labor and tell them which signals should direct them to the hospital.

These men either have absolutely no concept of procreation or they use weasel words and hope that others have no concept of procreation.

She has no business being in jail for that kind of offence. Christ.

We apparently live in bizarro world where people end up in jail with 10k bonds for *driving on a suspended license*.

Seriously, she had no business being there. Impound the car if she’s a dangerous driver, stick an ankle monitor on her, whatever, but jail? FFS. What a waste of money.

“But in these situations — as anybody out on the street, any husband and wife know — driving to the hospital, sometimes that baby comes out.”

“Again, do I like to have babies born in our jail? No,” Wickersham said.

Yeah, my gauge was “would I want to talk to this person if I lost the pregnancy?” if not, they heard after 12 weeks, like my boss (I didn’t like him, but actually he would have understood because his own wife had multiple miscarriages, and one was at 20 weeks, so they stopped telling anyone before the third…

I’d love to hear one of those people explain what the Bowling Green Massacre was, when it was, what went down, and how many people died. I haven’t heard such stupidity since a former co-worker believed that mole sauce was made with moles.

I’m sorry you had that experience. If it was Paragard (the copper IUD), your doctor should have told you that the most common side effect is heavier, longer periods (per their website). Not all IUDs are made equal and Mirena is actually indicated to help reduce heavy periods. If you’re interested in hormonal birth…

That’s my question. If the entire Japanese delegation is going to Mar-a-Lago, are they paying their own way? If not, I am 100% not OK with taxpayers footing the bill for this. We’ve got the White House for this. Or even Camp David. And if Japan is paying, then how is this not a clear violation of the emoluments…

How much will the resort make from this?

1. Sorry, there’s no way your OB-GYN kept your IUD in once you discovered you were pregnant. If he/she did, you need to report them to the medical board and you should also consider suing for malpractice.

LMAO!!!!! Oh, you precious summer flower. No, Sessions is going to be the shield that protects Trump from legal consequence. If the AG refuses to prosecute, it doesn’t matter what the courts say or do.

Haha really though, how do you think they remove it? The grab the strings and sort of rip it out. Maybe pull, yank, or tug would be better than rip, but it is the same idea! And actually, it doesn’t really hurt at all. It is the insertion that makes you scream for your mother.

I beg to differ. It’s United States Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sausage Gravy Cotton Gin Look Away Look Away Look Away Dixeland Sessions, III.

You’ll be in for quite the surprise when you go to get it removed, cause they kinda just rip it out!