Yeah, I’m with you on this. ANY amount of chloroform used to quiet a toddler is most certainly “too much.”

Yep. We were obliterating outsiders before 45 made it “great” again.

Ugh, the thought of not showing for 3+ more weeks is pretty frustrating. Not that I’m looking forward to the back pain, but I’m tired of feeling like a chunkster and not a pregnant person! As soon as I hit 12 weeks, my app was saying things like “Expect a noticeable belly this week” and “Think about telling your boss,…

FYI my comment was more about Kellyanne than Michelle, so it’s bizarre that your takeaway was “Nuh uh, Michelle isn’t the most elegant!”.

For real. Racists calling the most elegant First Lady to date an “ape in heels”, and yet here we have a high ranking staffer crouching like an actual ape on the Oval Office furniture.

The only one of these three shows I’ve seen is Big Bang Theory, and it is the least funny thing I have ever watched.

There’s always medical soaps/dramas! Because we just don’t get enough of those either.

Our next door neighbors did a matching pajama photo for Christmas and it was kind of gag-inducing. But then again, much of what they do is gag-inducing to me, because they are like 23 with 1.5 kids and subscribe wholeheartedly to a strict 1950s family ideal. It’s creepy.

Yeah, and it seems totally plausible that whoever was on the side that Beatty and Dunaway came up on just forgot to put the previous envelope down and hand off the next one. Poor bastard.

I think my mom must have done something similar, because I distinctly remember trying to pick out a bunch of minced onions. *shudder*

Somebody upthread said that they print up two sets of those cards so that there’s a set on either side of the stage? So maybe the other one of the pair somehow got into Beatty’s hands.

You could see people in the audience getting up to leave as soon as it was announced too. Like a giant collective “Ah, fuck.”

Both cards totally could have fit on that door!

I feel like only Janelle Monae could pull off that dress, and she does it marvelously. On anyone else it would look absurd but on her it’s just so ethereal and elegant.

So true. It would really help to see them from various angles, like when you buy clothes online!

My mom said the exact same thing, and it absolutely was NOT like a hamburger because hamburgers are delicious and meatloaf is something invented by satan himself. I would always have to cover it in A1 sauce in order to choke it down.

“I have never eaten meatloaf good enough to not douse in ketchup.”

Taste the meat, not the heat!

I can still think she’s a fraudulent shitheel without wishing homelessness on her.

I mean, I guess this is what happens when you live your life in blackface? I wouldn’t wish homelessness on anyone, but the sob stories about not being able to find a job are failing to elicit the emotions she seems to be trying to get from this.