He’s just about to say “Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.”

Less “magic trick” and more “Johnny Knoxville a la Jackass” stunt.

He is at times a sweet summer child.

You might be the only person on earth who hasn’t heard of Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie…

When my husband and I first met, he had in a drawer a feather boa that he was given by one of the dancers at a strip club years prior. I asked why on earth he still kept it. He said it was because she had been flirting hard with him and he could tell she really liked him and that was why she gave him her feather boa.…

Ramsay and Joffrey, a tag team of megalomaniacal sociopaths. And we are all Sansa.

He has the best bibles. Tremendous bibles. People are saying that.

The gingerbread man sits inside his gingerbread house. Is he made of house, he wonders, or is the house made of him?

Maybe she’s Jennifer Aniston pregnant.

OMG you guys, everyone says I look like this model, but I mean, she isn’t THAT pretty, right? Like, she’s PRETTY, but she’s not PRETTY-pretty, know what I mean? (Please tell me how pretty I am).

I call both my cats monkey, mainly because I started teasing them about having monkey tails.

God, that accent. Also, her low-talking made her sound like she constantly needed to clear her throat and it made me CRAZY.

So glad I’m not the only one who thought Stranger Things was MASSIVELY overrated. I watched it all the way through, because I had already watched so much of it trying to see what everyone was fawning about that I felt invested, but it was 100% forgettable and one-dimensional (pardon the pun). The ending was Stephen…

The difference is that no one coerced Aretha into performing. She gave that performance of her own free will.

So she’s not allowed to have feelings about her body because she’s a model? I guess anyone who’s considered attractive is obliged to feel secure and beautiful AT ALL TIMES.

What do you mean by “sleazy”?

I feel your feels. Literally everyone I know is pregnant right now, and I really want to be, but hubs and I haven’t had any luck so far. It pains me so much to see everyone else talking pregnancies and maternity clothes and nurseries, and I’m over here like “Give me more wine. I can drink all the wine because I’m the…

Wouldn’t it be far worse if white people said “I don’t give a fuck about the individual opinions of POC about race. I’m just going to google ‘race in America’ and read the first few links and call it a day.” Because that seems like it is a far worse approach than asking people for their thoughts.

I get that, but does the asking of a question automatically imply that the asker thinks all people within a given group think the same way? Maybe I’ve read up on something and want to get your thoughts on it as an individual. That doesn’t mean I think all black men would give me the same answer you would.

Honestly, this is a really good point and I totally agree with you. I think it depends on the context of the question and how it’s asked. If it’s clear that the asker hasn’t done a stitch of their own research, then they are a lazy student and should read before they ask. But I do think that if someone has obviously…