But, but, what about the heavenly hosts?!

Yes please!

Eos not only caused my lips to chap, but at one point it also turned my entire bottom lip into a giant puffy monstrosity. On the other hand, maybe they should team up with Kylie Jenner and market it toward people who WANT their lips to be giant puffy monstrosities…

Why is cleavage “inappropriate”? Any kid who has ever been breastfed has seen boobs before, and in a lot greater state of undress than in that photo. Maybe don’t try to promote the idea that girls and women should be ashamed of their bodies.

Why is the logo right over top of the bird? The whole design makes no sense. Aside from that, I’m hoping it’ll still piss off the wing nuts because apparently anything short of baby Jesus in a manger is clearly anti-Xmas.

Oh, come on. Are you really clutching your pearls over some cleavage?

Aaaggghhh, we had a door like that in our last apartment. I once “picked” the lock because I had locked my keys inside, which only highlighted how easy it would be for anyone else to do it. So scary.

The creepiest part of your story is that it wasn’t some tweaker looking for quick cash or stuff to pawn. It was someone who CUT THE GD PHONE LINES, which suggests something far more sinister.

So it’s not that you take issue with stories about tragic ladies, just tragic white ladies? Because for someone who doesn’t have a problem with white people, you seem to bring up Fitzgerald’s race in every post you’ve made about this movie.

You clearly have a lot of pent up aggression toward white people. If you’re not interested in Zelda Fitzgerald as a historical figure, that’s your prerogative. But it sounds more like you actively dislike her simply because she was a white lady. That’s pretty fucked up.

Well, if you did a book report on her for school, then you must really be an expert on her and every other white woman’s life. Spare us.

And that is where I would have politely but firmly declined to participate in any further activities related to that wedding. Sounds like these people are caught up in making their wedding a big show instead of making it about celebrating a happy occasion with their loved ones. Ain’t nobody got time (or money) for…

I guess it’s just relying on the riddlee not paying close enough attention to the riddler’s specific language. I agree it’s totally silly, but that’s what makes it such a Joe Biden thing.

Now he’s going to annoy everyone all day long with that riddle that goes “I have two coins equalling 15 cents and one of them isn’t a nickel. WHAT COINS DO I HAVE?”

Who knows, man. Maybe it really was just a terrible, terrible oversight. Although I don’t know if that’s better or worse than intentionally referencing “mulatto”…

Same thing happened to me. Nobody around me thought that naming a milky brown beverage a racist play on words was even a thing, because hey, it’s just “moo” and “latte” mashed together and I felt like I was taking crazy pills.

Welp, I know what I’m going to be listening to on Spotify FOR THE REST OF MY GD LIFE. I love a good key change to begin with, and just looking at some of your selections makes me almost giddy. Thanks for making the rest of my week, B.F.

I mean, condoms in the porn industry seem about as logical to me as wearing hardhats in construction or nitrile gloves in medicine. But on the other hand, if so many porn stars are speaking out against this proposition, then I feel like I can’t really vote in favor of it without being a douche. If sex workers want…

Pretty sure I’d never sleep again.