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I’m going to say this much in my opinion, this young was probably strong enough to have survived the sexual assault, but not the outlandish assault sat upon her by her community, public servants, and that piece of shit family the Barnett’s.

Without context, I absolutely would have seen this as a conservative editorial comic, because complaints about “why can’t I go on a bar crawl with 60 of my closest friends but BLM protestors can congregate in groups” have been rampant from Republicans for months.  If you told me Ben Garrison had drawn it, I’d have

I see a dumb ass white lady, but I don’t see her being jabbed. This isn’t the first comic that badly failed to get its author’s intent across and it won’t be the last.

Eh, I can see both sides of the argument. At first glance it does seem like it is minimizing the BLM movement, and some of the cartoonist’s arguments (specifically the last ones) are reaching.

Look—If we are for prison reform, then we don’t need her in jail. That is a waste of public resources just so you can feel some sort of justice.

Counter-point: No, he hasn’t. He’s a doofus and a hype-man. Nobody that holds him up as an arbiter of modern hip-hop can ever seem to actually pin-point exactly how he has contributed. He made, like, two popular singles. Comparing him to Snoop Dogg or Biggie Smalls is facetious, at best.

It’s not harassment, it’s an email. They’re doing their jobs, dude. 

I too, hate media companies attempting to do the due diligence of verifying information before posting a story that might impact people’s lives.

Because on iPhone you can’t sideload apps (well, unless you’re jailbroken, but thats not relevant to this market). On Android, they could, so they did.

Little bit of clarification for non-energy nerds: This was the WTI May futures contract, which expires tomorrow. That means that if you hold one of these contracts, you are about to have to take physical delivery of the oil at Cushing, OK. Normally this is the point that traders would offload their contracts to

The one about the Japanese people in 19th century America and the one about the gyaru and the dinosaur seem good. Here's hopimg the 20 are as great for animation as the 10s were.

I know. Get fake teeth. Fine. (Did she get them all pulled or are those veneers?)

That’s not a pull-up bar.
That’s the perch Jared hangs from when he sleeps during the day.
Also notice that there are no windows in the room to let in deadly sunlight.

I know we’re just under two weeks in, but I think I’m about ready to call it. I’m just not enjoying this game.  I said elsewhere that Animal Crossing always walks a fine line between “relaxingly slow” and “tediously boring,” and unfortunately this one falls on the wrong side for me.  

This is a good idea, and here is why.

Heavily vegetable-topped pizzas can have a lot of water on top if they are prepared incorrectly; and cutting said pizza will lead to a box so soggy that the pizza falls through it onto my shoes which WERE flyknit Nikes and now I have hot pizza water BURNING MY FEET and that’s how

So you are telling me that you believe the person holding the phone and filming this reporter was blind? Because he would obviously see these filters being added to the screen as he is filming!. I’m so sick of fake reporting like this just for clicks. I find it very unlikely Andrew is this oblivious and doesn’t know

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Oh you mean this exact SNL skit from just last year?

This is definitely concerning, particularly when there are more established telehealth companies out there that have been offering virtual therapy for some time now. Some of the biggest Teladoc (I worked there for a few years), MDLive, American Well, Dr. On Demand have all been involved in offering online therapists

sighs in PS4

A meth gun would help in these trying times