Of the reasons not to panic “Flu kills more people every year” is the worst possible take.

Look at the coastline of Holland. Now look at the coastline of Florida. Do you notice any difference? Do you notice hurricanes hitting Amsterdam? 

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

im not surprised she had trouble googling the UK number. it was recently changed:

I want to live in a reality where one can just decide to have tons of sex and then actually have it.

I dunno, all of the sports related questions are trivia about which team is the only team in the history of the NBA to ever shwoop the woop five times in a single inning, or some such. Definitely not on the same level of these questions. 

i actually know a decent amount about early renaissance art lmao what the hell is this neg

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.”

I cannot imagine something I would less like to be involved with, consume, or even be aware of. Just reading this article made my day worse.

I am seriously taken aback by all the comments that minimize the alarm that we should all feel as a result of these serious encroachments on our privacy. By way of background not only am I am a prosecutor, but I’ve also recently had an iPhone (along with about $15 worth of change) stolen from my car, which was parked…

This story needs like, at least ten more photos of Frankie, who sounds like a very good girl.

Stick to shorts!

Rare is like a vintage axe - sure, the head may have been replaced a couple times, and it needed three or four replacement handles over the years, but it’s still the same old axe it always was!

Forever RIP Paragon - now that was one fantastic game. Imagine if it had been given the development resources Epic now has post-Fortnite’s ludicrous success. Such a damnshame.

Development of this predated Fortnite’s release I believe and particularly Fortnite’s transformation into the BR game that it is.

It seems like common sense to not have to say this, but here goes anyway:

Every single person that had something to say about the original design needs to get their ass to a theater and see the movie. I can’t think of another time where a movie studio immediately listened to the audience and backtracked this publicly…

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

The generation that gave us President Donald fucking Trump is obviously very concerned with making sure everyone is treated with respect.

“No minds were changed.”

Baby boomers literally invented the phrase “don’t trust anyone over 30" and now whine about ageism. Meanwhile, baby boomers love to accuse younger generations of being “snowflakes” about language.