This is what I call good news. I thought Nioh would never get added to Plus and I have been wanting to play it for a while now.

Jesus, I used to be given those fucking awful Mary Jane candies by the older neighbors. Break my damn jaw.

Fixed! 

I never finished reading the original, and I can’t remember anything that happened, so I guess I’ll have to read the whole thing all over again before starting the sequel. See everyone in 5 years, I guess

If you squint or look quickly, the character in the header image looks like Tim Rogers.  That is all.

These are white women with hate in their heart joining up with white men with hate in their heart.

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

I really miss the “Best Anime of This Season” articles that Kotaku used to do. They used to lead me to a lot of great gems. These articles are borderline useless, to me at least; it’s just a huge diarrheal dump of everything coming out with no way of knowing if any of it is worth watching.

A few points:

Would you like an alert on your car if you change the battery yourself and not at a certified dealership for a huge markup? 

I can't believe how long this article is

Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.

Tell Us About a Horrifying Thing Your Fuck Buddy Has in Their Home

Joan is bi and married to a man, which makes it all the more befuddling. I think it’s maybe devaluing the experience of person in the interview because she is “thin, blonde, and famous”? Or maybe Joan is having a stroke, unclear.

So snark on Kinrgy, not her coming out.

It’s part of Joan Summers’s continued, misguided, attempts at being Queen of Snark. She has written several pieces lately that are supposed to be witty and biting, and just come off as negative, clumsy and tone deaf. Every one gets tons of criticism in the comments, yet she continues. When she was new and wrote…

I can’t parse the tone of this article at all. Are we making fun of how ~silly~ it is for queer women in relationships with men to come out as queer? Even though that’s actually a fairly important discussion? Especially because bisexual women are more likely to suffer abuse*, and bisexual people generally struggle…

Women with husbands are a marginal, underrepresented segment of the population. Thankfully, former competition show dancer and frequent podcast guest Julianne Hough has broken down our community’s barriers

I honestly don’t understand wtf is going on in this article. Is it supposed to be entirely sarcastic or are there moments of truth here? 

SURPRISE YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN JAIL FOR KISSIN THE HOT DOC