Because child abuse is funny to you? Because it was so bad she got to adopt her brother?

You know, I thought this woman was crazy and wrong from the beginning. Then I heard the backstory, which the Stranger doesn’t even really dip into because it doesn’t fit the narrative that they want to drive with 15 sentences beginning with White Supremacy. Frankly, the Stranger staff is being a giant dick.

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

Forgive me if I stole this from someone, but...

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

With a one year clerkship though, don’t you think it might be a bit problematic if a clerk gets hired and she can’t complete the term because she’ll be out the last 2 or 3 months?

I have no opinion on Ghost in the Machine, I never read it and most likely will never see the movie. I’m a white male in America - nearly everything is made to appeal to me in one way or another. My thoughts on this video:

JESUS FUCK LITTLE GIRL DO YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO READ GHOST IN THE SHELL DEAR GOD

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in

Wait, why is he interviewing dictators for a position in his cabinet?!?!

I don’t really care one way or another about this, the only thing that strikes me about this is that I still don’t understand Paragons hero design.

They’re all just box art characters from graphics cards right? Is that the theme that links them all together?

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

I went to one Pokemon card game tournament. I was eleven. I met an old, fat man who told me we’d play for keeps. Don’t know if I even knew the official rules, since my brother and I just made up our own version. He took all of my cards. If you’re reading this, old man, I hate you. You’re the fucking worst.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Anyone else misread this as “No Peace with the Furries”?

Get ready for a surprise!

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got