I want to live in a reality where one can just decide to have tons of sex and then actually have it.

I dunno, all of the sports related questions are trivia about which team is the only team in the history of the NBA to ever shwoop the woop five times in a single inning, or some such. Definitely not on the same level of these questions. 

i actually know a decent amount about early renaissance art lmao what the hell is this neg

I cannot imagine something I would less like to be involved with, consume, or even be aware of. Just reading this article made my day worse.

This story needs like, at least ten more photos of Frankie, who sounds like a very good girl.

Stick to shorts!

Rare is like a vintage axe - sure, the head may have been replaced a couple times, and it needed three or four replacement handles over the years, but it’s still the same old axe it always was!

Forever RIP Paragon - now that was one fantastic game. Imagine if it had been given the development resources Epic now has post-Fortnite’s ludicrous success. Such a damnshame.

Development of this predated Fortnite’s release I believe and particularly Fortnite’s transformation into the BR game that it is.

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

This is what I call good news. I thought Nioh would never get added to Plus and I have been wanting to play it for a while now.

Jesus, I used to be given those fucking awful Mary Jane candies by the older neighbors. Break my damn jaw.

Fixed! 

I never finished reading the original, and I can’t remember anything that happened, so I guess I’ll have to read the whole thing all over again before starting the sequel. See everyone in 5 years, I guess

If you squint or look quickly, the character in the header image looks like Tim Rogers.  That is all.

These are white women with hate in their heart joining up with white men with hate in their heart.

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

I really miss the “Best Anime of This Season” articles that Kotaku used to do. They used to lead me to a lot of great gems. These articles are borderline useless, to me at least; it’s just a huge diarrheal dump of everything coming out with no way of knowing if any of it is worth watching.

I can't believe how long this article is

Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.