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Joan is bi and married to a man, which makes it all the more befuddling. I think it’s maybe devaluing the experience of person in the interview because she is “thin, blonde, and famous”? Or maybe Joan is having a stroke, unclear.

So snark on Kinrgy, not her coming out.

It's not unclear that you're bi and I'm glad you get to speak on it.  I'm unmarried but bi.  But this came off...overly snarky.  I'm no fan of hers but isn't she from a super religious background and kind of held up as that sort of paragon? Sounds like a hard situation to come out in.  Let's embrace her, not snark on…

It’s part of Joan Summers’s continued, misguided, attempts at being Queen of Snark. She has written several pieces lately that are supposed to be witty and biting, and just come off as negative, clumsy and tone deaf. Every one gets tons of criticism in the comments, yet she continues. When she was new and wrote…

I can’t parse the tone of this article at all. Are we making fun of how ~silly~ it is for queer women in relationships with men to come out as queer? Even though that’s actually a fairly important discussion? Especially because bisexual women are more likely to suffer abuse*, and bisexual people generally struggle…

Women with husbands are a marginal, underrepresented segment of the population. Thankfully, former competition show dancer and frequent podcast guest Julianne Hough has broken down our community’s barriers

I honestly don’t understand wtf is going on in this article. Is it supposed to be entirely sarcastic or are there moments of truth here? 

Needless high heels; needless make-up; slim, hourglass figure despite how she should be a power lifter of a woman; “cutesy” hairstyle; angles/poses that are just a few degrees off from a pin-up; all topped off with a size -10 waist.

Heels? Check. Ass? Check. Incredibly small waist to hip ratio? Check. This is a blast from 2006 kotaku. 

YES. I don’t actually pay any of the principal - my monthly payment all goes to interest. Luckily I was able to land a public service job so I have relief to look forward to in 8 years as long as someone doesn’t repeal it and ruin my life.

because his victim is native

To be fair, if you have 5,000 words of material, but need to stretch it to 10,000, no skill is quite so valuable as mediocre-white-man confidence.

I dunno. I’ve been a monhun fan since MHFU, and I find Dauntless kind of charming. I think that in a world without MHW, Dauntless would be a serious thread to the franchise...but in a world WITH MHW, it’s simply an also-ran. But I honestly find it just kind of alright.

I don’t often say this about a politician, but the more I learn about her, the more I like Ocasio-Cortez. Seriously.

Track: Sealab | Artist: Calamine | “Theme Song From The Adult Swim Show Sealab 2021"

Aside from tailgating, I have to wonder if there’s really anything wrong here, on the condition that they needed to take it for a short test drive anyway.

In other words...we do this all the time - but we got caught this time, so we fired the low man on the totem pole

He’s got that face down pat.

SURPRISE YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN JAIL FOR KISSIN THE HOT DOC