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Don’t burn yourself on that take.

I’m pretty sure this was some minor update that got pushed within the last month. I noticed that trying to see the items under TV & Video are laggy. The opening animation for the apps are slightly different from before. And if you press the Options button over Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Video, you’ll now only see the

You stole this from The Slot post last night, and you know it.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

i was in my union. They even asked me to be on the negotiating committee. But when I told them I would not likely agree to any terms that included one time bonus “stipends” in lieu of actual salary increases it became clear that I might not fit their negotiating strategy. Which in my 12 years in the corporation has

BREAKING: Management thinks spending money on labour is bad

Mexico City Raiders has a nice, timely ring to it...

It would be great if our checks and balances started checking and balancing anytime now

I just hope they manage to show why Bruce decided to become Batman. There must have been something? Like a traumatic event or something really tragic?

I’m excited about Fire Emblem Heroes. It will be my very first fire emblem game because I have not owned a nintendo system since the super nes. I know it won’t be as feature rich but I’m still excited.

Blame the insurance companies, not ACA. The insurance companies are blaming ACA so they can dismantle it and go back to fucking you even worse than before.

Nope. They are just baby pigs, sometimes shown with their adolescent, underfed parents. It’s basically like someone introducing you to the newborn child of a pair of 7th graders and telling you that it was probably going to end up 4'10 and 90 pounds.

California doesn’t get to secede, full stop. It’s too rich, and poor people in the rest of this country need its money.

These people got their jobs if I understand it correctly, by being wealthy and donating to a particular candidate. It’s not like they are destitute commoners.

As of 11AM EST, the Chicago PD haven’t announced any formal charges against the 4 attackers, only that part of their investigation will include whether the language in the video warrants a hate crime distinction. For comparison, Dylann Roof’s federal hate crime charges came almost 3 weeks after he was arrested for the

Ah, so don’t fast. Got it.

Either that or Chobani. Been awhile since we’ve had a good Chobani rant.

It’s been awhile since we’ve had a classic Hamilton Nolan exercise rant!

I don’t call the police for anything, ever. Car’s been broken into? They won’t respond because the monetary value is less than $3000. My ex is sending me threats because I don’t want to keep his stuff forever? They’d probably side with him. Some guy follows me home from the bar? They take 30 minutes to show up, at

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces