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I used to work as a clerk. There was an evidence locker off my office for cases that were currently at trial, when things were offered as exhibits they’d basically leave the police or offering party’s custody and enter the court’s custody. It was not a hardened secure storage like you’d see on TV, think like a

Attorneys can’t testify directly, all they can do is introduce testimony and exhibits from witnesses. So when you offer a teapot or something as an exhibit, which you want the judge or jury to treat meaningfully as a teapot of a certain brand or belonging to a certain person, you have to have a witness up on the stand

How tf Bill Gates gonna get a “next chapter of his life”? He’s already an immeasurably rich, successful, and respected immortal lizard person, is he gonna get frosted tips now or something to mix it up? Although, I was today years old when I found out he’s 65 and not like 85...

I’m plugging away at Monster Hunter: Rise... it’s my first entry into the series, and while I enjoy the gameplay quite a bit, playing with a group seems to come down to “do everything as fast as possible, no detours” which is definitely NOT how I play games. Like, I was never able to get into multiplayer Diablo,

It really does though! Gold plated shit and giant diamonds both just seem really, really tacky and cheap looking to me. Is it a generational thing?

I love having a touchscreen laptop with a cracked screen, which I SOMEHOW managed to disable the touchscreen driver for through some high-intensity button mashing... only to have Windows 10 helpfully re-enable that driver from time to time, just in case I’m curious about the great features I’m missing out on (like

And you’re right! It’s fine, but I can’t really think of anything particularly unique about the setting or story in season 1. 

At the end of the day, providing McCarthy a platform for any message or appearance whatsoever indirectly legitimizes her bullshit through other channels too... But the cat’s already out of the bag on that one, so if for whatever reason one MUST interview her, then not giving her a chance to lie about vaccines is

I mean, the change could be exactly as innocuous as they say it is... are we certain they’ve ever ACTUALLY donated more than 15% to charities? Maybe the slider was just for show!

I don’t see why responding to the grey was required. Now, theirs is the top comment, and yours several below, less likely to be read. 

Arguing that it’s problematic for companies to boycott regressive states is a little facetious. States woo industries with their legislation. Communicating (and following through with) industry expectations for human rights is the RIGHT way for companies to exert political influence (as opposed to say, employment of

Haha why do I feel like I’ve seen that clip? 

They also have replays, non-abrasive commentary, and stream formatting that helps casual watchers understand why moments are exciting or unusual. The linked timestamp has none of those things, I can’t really understand what’s so remarkable about the moment, and don’t care to watch for 5-10 minutes to see if they

Half of the eggs in Claire’s photo are upside down in her carton, btw. Always store them pointed side down, because the air sack in an egg is in the broad end. When you store them upside down, all sorts of unpredictable egg textures can develop over time. 

What a fantastic way to get probably 9 or 10 hardboiled eggs for every dozen you set out trying to cook. This is awful, and very unnecessary if you spend as much time paying attention to how long you’re cooking your eggs, as you would poking holes in them. 

I remember renting SaGa Frontier like 4 or 5 times as a kid and just... not really understanding it. I don’t remember WHAT about it I found so hard to get into though... maybe I’ll download it so I can get disappointed all over again!

+1, I was stunned for several minutes trying to figure out what I was missing that would lead to animal cruelty being the header. 

See? I KNEW that the joke was probably more obvious to others than myself, I look like a douche now! 

“Keming”... is that the joke? If so, and not a typo, it’s a good one! 

It feels disingenuous to hear you applaud what Arcade is TRYING to do (curate high quality games for a variety of player types, eliminate barriers for entry into those games and concerns about device security, develop a stable monetization scheme for phone apps that doesn’t rely on microtransactions), but then to say