eggsactly
Gallus Advocatus, Esq.
eggsactly

It’s easy to just say fuck this guy for being a homophobe... but honestly, baking a cake really is a First Amendment speech action. It isn’t really extraordinary for a baker to claim that they’re communicating something with their food... I’ve yet to see an episode of Chef’s Table where the subject didn’t wax poetical

Walla Walla is classy classy. Love that town <3

I feel like theres probably some sort of alarming conclusion to be drawn about Sora apparently not being human, if he enters Toy Story world in the form of a toy instead of a child.

You... parsed that incorrectly. Read it again, sweety: she was so surprised that he proposed, PAUUUUSE, so SHE insisted HE propose again. Not she was surprised that he proposed that she propose that he propose. You’re making it too hard on yourself :p

I put about 10 hours in, and still just felt panicked and bad, uninstalled it. I mean, obviously OTHER PEOPLE are getting good, but... like I just don’t get how.

Yeah, but like, maybe they’re right sometimes? Ive been stuck in low-elo hell in paragon lately, where i cannot stop getting matched with gamethrowing and ragequitting low silver/high bronze players despite being mid gold myself (paragon has TERRIBLE matchmaking). And like, I just have this hunch that if I could just

About 24 hours after my account automatically renewed at $60. :(

About 24 hours after my account automatically renewed at $60. :(

Fake news, no one watches anime they actually care about with a one week delay. Now when gogoanime releases metrics, then we’ll talk...

It’s so frustrating that Murkowski could have voted against Devos during her committee confirmation, where she would have made it 11-12 against her and effectively ended her run, but instead chose to pass her through to the Senate where her dissenting vote will do.... nothing. Was it that she wanted to have it both

That happened to me in law school! I fainted, fractured my skull, and crawled around in a puddle of blood for ten minutes while shy chinese exchange students pretended to not notice my gurgles for help! EMBARRASSING

Ghastly on my buddy’s face while he’s blowing trees (not really but how cool would that have been!?!?)...

Duelyst, for example, has a similar collection structure while being a lot funner to actually play during matches, and a lot less focused on buying packs.

The shoes pictured are not in the crocs sale you mentioned. Misleading, frustrating, why use a picture that doesnt represent what is being sold?

The shoes pictured are not in the crocs sale you mentioned. Misleading, frustrating, why use a picture that doesnt

Only a fool would expect a Koei game to go on sale.

A friend of mine has this toy, says it doesn’t make that noise at all. I smell a hoax, odds are you’ll be issuing a correction later on.

A full half of the rhymes in that clip are rhyming “round” with “round.” I remember this being better :/

Spent like five minutes trying to figure that out. Then i realized “clean comma trapped” :(

Was wondering why her facial expression is so... lifeless, and then we get to the gif which shows they’re straight up just erasing her face and drawing a new one from scratch. Oof :/

The community page for this game is super gross, and I’m not sure if it’s because mostly it’s just dipshits playing the game right now, or if it was really designed to elicit a big old pity party for male gamers’ sad unrequited boners. Is the game really about Emily being a big old bitch for daring to friend zone you?