This looks like a Flash game. :/

You left 78 blank, but 79 reads as if something was supposed to go there. YOU HAD ONE JOB (90 times in a row), YA BLEW IT.

If only half of these stories didn’t involve employees stealing from their employers...

No less than eight other cruisers, destroyers and frigates flank this historic trio...

In my experience (working as a tattoo shop receptionist), these sorts of stories usually have a lot more to do with the person getting the tattoo than the artist. Sometimes, folks just ask for shitty tattoos, or aren’t willing to sit still long enough or pay as much as it takes to realize their vision, or don’t take…

Buried the lead here. The real lesson is that highly educated people of both genders prefer men sexually, while poor dummies are into chicks! Boys rule girls drool!

Mmm.... nah.

Man, I pity the alien archeologists that end up having to make sense of that one!

It ends on such a cliffhanger! “Oh, that’s not good, she’s gonna electrocute-!”

That part with the shark.... if I wasn’t dancing already, that would have done the trick! Yikes!

DOTA and LoL will takes days to learn the basics of, weeks before you feel competent, months before you’re anything approaching good. Heroes can be learned and enjoyed in the space of a few hours, while still having a decent amount of depth to customize and improve over time. It is less complex than its peers, and…

“That couch is pretty comfy, you should stay there.”

The slow falling of that douche’s crest as he slowly realizes the shade of it all... priceless.

You think you’ve got a good groove going, everything’s breezy, and then that weird jazzy scat part kicks in, you get all sweaty, shit goes wrong pew Pew PEWWWWWWWwwwwwww what the fuck just happened how did I just lose!?!?!?

Almost everyone I’ve played with has been very nice and sportsmanlike. I think a bigger problem is people chasing the ball and screwing up your shots, not people actively trying to be dicks.

Driving on walls is starting to get to me. I get fudging momentum so its easy to ramp up walls and launch off the ceiling, cool... but I just can’t ever remember that I’m essentially stuck to the walls, even if I do a full stop or go in reverse, and I end up stuck up there the whole match. Goal nook is even worse,…

If you have ever played Guild Wars 2, you will find yourself continually frustrated by the fact that they are essentially the same game, but that Guild Wars is better in every conceivable metric. Guild Wars is prettier, better voice acted, has better writing, better gameplay, less frustrating time sinks... etc etc…

Number 4, lol. I never understand why no one focuses on me as Brightwing!

edit: bah, mixed up “popular new releases” with top sellers, nevermind.

Can we agree right off the bat that everyone that leaves “feature callout” in the orange box is disqualified? >_<

I think it safe to say that Tingle’s comments taught neither myself nor anyone else anything about how to write erotic prose.