I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

The fact that a gibbering idiot can be regarded as presidential by reading a teleprompter for five minutes without noticeably gibbering shows just how far America has fallen.

Predominantly white, predominantly southern sport doesn’t like kneeling during national anthem but totally cool with statues/flags representing the biggest act of treason in country’s history.... makes total sense.

I disagree.

In fairness, it was no longer useful at that point to defend W.

Trump’s approval rating is approaching the percentage of fuckwits in America. They may only be a percentage or two apart, but I doubt his approval will drop below, say 33%. Those idiots love that he lies all the time, love that he’s destroying America, and love love love being assholes just like him.

It gives me extra chills that the person you’re citing was a teacher. If you don’t understand the basic premise of cause-and-effect, you aren’t qualified to teach children.

If the rules don’t encourage optimal money making behaviors on the part of teams, it doesn’t take a genius to see what needs to change in order to end such behaviors.

Ridiculous!

did you see who we made president or

Heck, my dog can stand on his hind legs occasionally.. that doesn’t mean I’m going to get pants for him and send him to my job in my steed. The fact that he’s able to stay on message and read a teleprompter speech someone else wrote for him, does NOT make him presidential, especially when EVERY action he’s doing, and…

This puckered orange anus manages to read from a teleprompter without tripping over himself — while utilizing a woman widowed by an operation he green lit as a political prop — and suddenly, everyone forgets that he spends his downtime shuffling around the WH in his bathrobe in the dark, tweeting and wondering why…

The problem is, by praising the tone he contributes to that narrative. He could’ve instead come out and said

It’s easy as fuck to look “presidential” when you’re just standing at a podium reading someone else’s words and there’s no chance in hell that anyone will be able to ask you a question about anything you just said. Especially when you compare it to the shitshow that has been every press conference you ever had.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

Not going to lie, I thought parts of this were kind of hot if you forget she’s supposed to be Kellyanne and are a little bit into fetish stalking...

“He is my little American Happy Meal”

I literally just about have a stroke every time I turn on the news. I used to love the news. I enjoyed keeping up with events. Now I just feel like I am in a Kafka novel.

Remember when these idiots last had their Starbucks Boycott, #TrumpCup? The one where they were supposed to be boycotting but that meant buying a cup of coffee from Starbucks and “forcing” baristas to write Trump on the cup? As if the baristas gaf about it? The baristas at my local Starbucks are teenagers and/or…