I always do my hair like this because my bf has a tymoshenko fetish. I'd rather he be attracted to her than, say, Pam Anderson, so I indulge him

sparkle tap shorts are what you wear to the sparkly vampire dance recital, clearly. Edward's puttin' on the ritz!

Dear Men,

I am officially old now. Something is all the rage and I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT AND DON'T CARE TO. My parents warned me about this when I begged for a New Kids on The Block Cassette. I'm sorry Dad...I didn't appreciate your attempt to learn their names....the Horror...the HORROR

Does this mean that when the movie comes out, there will be protests against the French, in which we can all rebel by calling that extra 15 pounds "Freedom Fat"? if so, I'll start now....I've got one helluva star-spangled belly #mireilleguiliano

@eggnogfairy: Katy Perry is usually tanner and skinnier, which is why I prefer Zooey somewhat...she never looks like she's dieted down to nothing for Hollywood #hamiltonbehindthecameraawards

@toastandlove: #hamiltonbehindthecameraawards