the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

Fuck him and his willfull stupidity. I hope he is jailed with Tossed Salad Guy [see Chris Rock].

nope. this fucknut deserves not a single iota of your pity.

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

They are up 30% from 2015 sales. I don’t know why people say they aren’t selling

Say what you like about the Democrats, but they’ve got a 500 mb folder of reaction gifs that would be just perfect for this.

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

Some folks just aren’t afraid to show their stupid to the world.

Okay, let’s — just for a second — try to parse this. He wanted to “self-investigate.” So he goes in, and points a gun at an employee. This employee, not unreasonably, runs away. So he starts shooting. Now, let’s pretend for a moment that we’re inside (shudder) this mook’s brain. How does walking in and opening fire…

“Pizzagate” is a bizarre conspiracy theory. I heard a bit about it online a little while ago, so I Googled it. I ended up on this page detailing the “conspiracy” and it legitimately looked like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic. I don’t mean that to be insulting - there seemed to be something truly wrong with…

Deprogramming cult members require psychologists and social workers. Deprogramming a society requires civil war.